Today's Headlines

Apple iPhone alarm woes continue across globe- Because everyone needs a day..or two off.

 Kim Kardashian premieres new song on New Year's Eve- She sings now too? When will actresses be actresses and singers be singers?


Cops: Mom eats rat poison before birth; baby dies- and mom doesn't?

 Severed head hung from bridge in Tijuana, Mexico- Number one reason we don't go to Mexico.

 Body of Illinois woman who walked away from crash believed found- I don't understand.